Someone commented in this entry about me making a post about how to get an escort here in Hong Kong for the first time and how to make sure everything goes smoothly to avoid the disaster he went through. Unfortunately there is no easy way or perfect way to go about things since every girl working out here is different, but I can definitely give some pointers. I’ll go through every way you can get a girl here in Hong Kong and what clients can do to make the girl feel more comfortable. The Girls Sitting At Casino Bars (aka “freelancers”): Completing a business transaction can be tricky however if the services provided are purchased through code words, acronyms and innuendo, and only a clear set of expectations can save you from a world of trouble. While this may sound like the first time you do your taxes on your own, there may actually be a more nerve-wrecking first time experience—and that’s your first time with an escort. Elise A. won’t do your taxes for you, but you’ll like what she does so much better. Elise is an escort operating on Vancouver Island, B.C. Although she’s fairly new to the business, she recently made the decision to go full-time and has had considerable exposure to all aspects of the industry through friends. Every business interaction has its own set of unwritten rules. For example, ski masks are frowned upon for bank customers, even when it’s cold enough outside to shatter teeth. Banks know what to expect from their clients, and their clients generally know how not to get shot at. I admire these girls who put their butts on the line by sitting in front of cameras trying to score a date. I used to do this but legal matters and such has made me paranoid to continue gaining clients like this. When trying to find a girl downstairs the client should also remember he is on cameras as well and to not try to discuss anything downstairs. The best thing to do when you’ve found a girl is to invite her back to your room for a drink or the likes. Don’t ever ask how much or “what service do you provide” at the bar or anywhere downstairs. Once behind closed doors the girl may strip down and request for you to do the same to make her feel more comfortable. Touching also can make the girl feel more relaxed. If any of these things are requested then oblige by doing so without hesitation so it doesn’t send off any mixed signals. Another pointer is when talking about entertainment never ask “how much for a blow job” or “how much for full service”. Remember prostitution is illegal in the county which Hong Kong resides in. Ask her what her average tip is or just tell her what you are willing to spend and see if she can further explain her entertainment to you. Also keep in mind each girl you meet downstairs is different with their pricing. You may be lucky to find a cheaper but pretty looking girl or run into a high dollar but not so gorgeous chick. If you aren’t happy with how her pricing is going then maybe offer $20 bucks and ask her to leave. You can always try again with someone else and maybe work out something better. Agencies: These come in many forms of advertising, which include: cards handed out on the strip, magazines in stands on the side of the road, billboard trucks driving down the Strip or on the side of the road, cabbies/limo drivers, and the Internet (I will discuss more below in its own topic). When calling to inquire about pricing and such they usually try and get a room number and the registered name to confirm you are serious so they can call back and discuss things once you are verified. I understand their reasons for doing this since the amount of prank callers are enormous and it’s the best way to determine the serious from the hoax. The only down side to this is sometimes even if you say “no thanks” they may send you a girl. Of course sometimes Vegas gets slow and they don’t want to miss any opportunity and that’s when girls are sent with or without your permission. So when calling an agency the price they quote you over the phone is always the agency fee. I have yet to work for an agency that splits anything with the girl so always assume the girl sees none of the fee. If it is possible, try and get the price lowered since it will only leave you with more to tip the girl. Another pointer is to give a good description of the type of girl you want and maybe even give the name of the girl resembles what you like from the card or the magazine. Just know that the girls on the cards or magazines (and quite a bit, online) are models, so don’t get your hopes up that the same girl shows up! Of course, if you don’t like the girl who shows up either before you have given the fee then tell the agency to send you a new girl. Once the agency fee is paid it is non-refundable but even if you do pay it they will send you another girl since the phone girl makes her money solely from the entertainer. Agencies are good in the sense that you can have your choice of a number of girls and only have to dial a number to get one sent to your room fairly quickly. Even though you have to pay a fee for them to show it’s sometimes better than cruising for a girl downstairs The Internet: The Internet is a little fishy to determine what is an agency and what is not but there are some obvious signs (to me) that help determine which is which. Whenever the girl answers the phone and says that she ‘answers the phones for the girls’ that is a big sign. Some sites that have multiple girls on it and isn’t an escort directory is probably a service. I know of one agency in town that actually disguises their ‘directory’ for their own uses for their agency (iiilive.com) and charges something like $300 for the girl just to show up. 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Our beautiful escorts can provide every level of sexy, sultry seduction as well as plain and simple good company. Our girls dress well, look like models and have charming personalities. We never pretend to be something we’re not; we’re high quality and we’d love to show you what we can do. Shortly after she had chosen to work as an escort on a full-time basis, Playboy called out of the blue and invited her to join their stable of live web cam talent in partnership with Hustler and Vivid Entertainment. Playboy doesn’t phone just anybody directly, so the dark-haired and curvy Elise knows what she’s doing. Between Playboy and her regular clients, Elise is a busy woman, but she’s happy to provide some advice for any potential first-time customers. What to expect from a first encounter with an escort depends on the kind of escort providing the encounter. “First of all, there’s the street kind or street walkers” said Elise. “The Wal-Mart variety, if you will. These girls tend to be the addicts and they’re very inexpensive,” she continued. “You get what you get, and hopefully the gentlemen don’t get a disease—same goes for the women.” Occasionally street girls will band together, get a motel room and then go to a local library to post their ads on Craigslist. “These girls are still classified as street walkers, only slightly more expensive,” said Elise. “They’re just street walkers with a room. Most will just work out of cars and alley ways.” Elise classifies herself as a escort, which she says is a whole different world from the hooker on the street. Elise works out of a well-appointed condo; she’s clean, safe and takes pride in the services she offers. The next level up from Elise is the courtesan—a classification Elise dreams of approaching some day. The courtesan is expensive and elite. She’s going to travel, and she may even research the company and the business her client owns in order to familiarize herself so she can easily blend in, as she may well be moving within his social circle. Any first encounter will start with a phone call. Elise uses that first contact with a prospective client to put the client at ease, and to discover what the client is looking for. “Every escort is different, and it really comes down to what the gentleman wants,” said Elise. “He’s the one with the cash. It’s his fantasy, and a good escort can help him figure out what that is.” However, if a client wants to learn more about what to ask for he can go online to pick up some of the lingo.There are also escort review websites that can tell them who to avoid, and who is very good. A client can join these sites for free, and review as a guest. If you don’t know whether you’d prefer the GFE or the PSE, a first-timer may want to brush up on the lingo, because those three letters denote very different experiences. The Girlfriend Experience means kissing, cuddling and cunnilingus. The Porn Star Experience means a bareback blowjob (no condom) and the client can cum in the escorts mouth or on her face. Often, PSE can cost considerably more than GFE. If you call an escort from a blocked number or pay phone, she’ll likely talk with you but she’ll ask that you call back from an un-blocked number. If you’re wanting an out-call visit to your home or hotel room, the escort will ask for the hotel name and room number. She’ll call the room ahead of time to ensure you answer. An escort will also expect that 50% of first-time callers will lie about their names, even though the escort typically is only asking for a first name. “It’s really funny,” said Elise. “I’ll always know if they gave me a fake name in the heat of passion. I’ll call out the name they gave me to let them know I’m enjoying it and they sort of bristle.” If you’re going to lie about your name to an escort, at least be original. The most commonly used names are Dave, Jim, Mark and ironically, John. Elise will ask questions of her clients to find out what they’re looking for, what would make them happy and what would make it special. Some guys don’t know what will make them happy, because they’ve never been asked that before,” says Elise If it’s your first time you may want to ask the escort a few questions of your own. One important question may be whether the escort allows for MSOG—multiple shots on goal. This question determines whether the client is allowed more than one orgasm per session. “For some escorts it doesn’t matter how much time they’ve paid for,” said Elise. “If they cum they’re done.” Escorts who work for agencies must often work around stricter rules than girls like Elise who are independent. “Agencies are strict about those things and about time,” said Elise. “When that buzzer goes off and you’re in the middle of intercourse you get off the gentleman and leave. Independent girls make their own rules, so we can offer gentlemen a block of time and let our passion dictate what happens instead. I want my client to feel spoiled, pampered and to get every minute he pays for.” While passion matters, it is after all a business transaction. Elise will meet you at the door in lingerie, give you a hug and a kiss, but she expects to be paid within the first five minutes. “I’ll ask him if we can take care of business so we can have our play time. They’ll know ahead of time what the donation is.” Elise prefers her cash in an envelope, because it makes it a little nicer. She’s too polite to count it in front of a client, but she’ll leave the room momentarily to ensure she’s not being short-changed. Those first minutes at the door are important, as it’s the client’s chance to see the escort in full light and to make sure he’s not falling victim to a bait and switch. Much like anything, it’s normal to be nervous the first time. A good escort will know how to ease the transition to the bedroom. “Some are so nervous I have to make them coffee and we’ll sit and chat for twenty minutes before leading him to the bedroom,” said Elise. “I do hear from clients that some ads are misleading,” said Elise. “The girls don’t look like their pictures or it’s not what he was expecting.” Once the clothes come off, there are no refunds so it’s important for a client to ensure he’s getting what he wants. An escort is equally free to make judgements about you, and free to turn you away without explanation. Elise has turned clients away for behaving badly, or simply because they gave her a bad feeling. Sharing what you’re looking for with the escort beforehand will guarantee that when you finally reach that bedroom, you’re getting what you came for. If you want your mind blown when you get there, give the escort as much information as you can to make sure it happens. If you have a particular fetish, let her know ahead of time so she can be prepared with the appropriate props, toys or costumes. “I want his time with me to be an hour of pure indulgence,” said Elise. “I want to make sure he feels spoiled and pampered, and every desire is met.” Now play safe, play nice and have fun.
Fantasies run rampant as clients and customers attempt to schedule time with adult services providers. They take advantage of the opportunity to delve deep into their inner desires and dig up the one thing they are pretty sure they won’t be able to get a partner to do… ever. Their requests run the gamut from acceptable to moderately weird to “not in a THOUSAND YEARS!” But, before these fantasies are asked for, customers and clients should recognize what goes into making them realities. There are several considerations to be made when a special request is submitted: The requests must be precisely formulated, and this takes extra effort. Even though a client may not think that his request is overly complicated, any desire that is beyond the standard services provided does take some extra time to make it work. For instance, if a client requests food play during an escort encounter, grocery shopping is involved to ensure that the “appropriate” food is available for some fun. If a party gig wants a couple of exotic dancers to wrestle in Jell-O, there’s a lot of prep work and time involved to pull that off. Anything beyond the usual session is something that will cause extra effort by the adult entertainment provider. Some requests are much easier than others, but all of them demand attention and some work to accomplish for clients. When clients ask for something special, they should realize that the provider has to take into account the time required to make their request happen, before accepting or declining the opportunity. A simple request may not be simple. When clients ask for something “different,” but don’t include any particulars, it’s especially challenging to come up with the activity that is just right. But, it’s fairly common that customers expect their provider to use their imagination to come up with something exciting, new and exhilarating. Even if you propose a great, new adventure, an adult services provider may have to do some brainstorming to figure out the best way to fulfill your request. For example, delivering a role-play experience that might include hard-to-find costumes requires either finding something suitable online or creating her own. If you explain that you’d like to engage in baby oil wrestling, perhaps, she has to figure out the best way to set up for this, to make the least mess possible (for both of you!). Any time that you make a special request, she has to use her ingenuity to create an experience that is functional and enjoyable. It’s not always easy. There may be physical considerations or consequences. It’s pretty rare that an offbeat request doesn’t have some sort of after effects that need to be calculated into the picture of whether it will work or not. Some fetish activities leave physical marks that are very telling of what you’ve been up to. Hickey giving, spanking or nipple clamps, for example, leave physical mars on the body. If a client is the subject of these things, he needs to know that his partner may notice these effects on his body. If the customer wants to impose these things on his provider, she has to be able to disguise the marks from other customers. Additionally, some substances used intimately may cause irritation in sensitive areas. And, body paint, which is sometimes in high demand, may leave a rash on the body, if an allergy to it exists. These kinds of effects from these requests need to be factored in as they are considered by both the provider and the customers. Think about the cleanup. Some requests are just messy! If your request involves baby oil, paint, food, water/hard sports or anything else that isn’t especially “neat,” your provider is stuck with clean up. Despite her best efforts to keep everything confined to one easy-to-clean location/area, messes invariably spread to unprepared areas. Even if she lays down a tarp or attempts to limit your fun to the kitchen/bathroom/etc., it may get beyond her control, leaving her more of a disaster area than planned. If you’re visiting an escort for an encounter at her incall, she has to be sure to clean everything up before she can see her next client. This has a huge impact on her schedule. If you’re engaging in some fun at a hotel, you may be charged for damages if you leave the room/suite in too much of a mess. And, you have to clean up, too. If you’ve got whipped cream all over you, a shower will be in order before you can get dressed to go home. This time for a bath has to be factored into the time she’s booked to spend with you. Cleaning up may have a big effect on your request. Prepare to cough up. Many requests are not without certain props that make them more fun. If you’re booking time with an escort and want certain toys, costumes or other items, those things aren’t free, unless she already has them. Food play requires the purchase of groceries. Experimenting with body paint, requires painting supplies. Regardless of your request, there are probably expenses associated with it. Your adult services provider will incur these costs, unless she requires you to buy the “extras” required for the fun you’ve asked for. Don’t be surprised if she relies on you to bring the props and extras that you want incorporated into your time with her. Many providers feel that if it’s important enough for you to ask for it, it’s a priority for you to provide the items. If you’re not willing to participate in supplying the props, don’t ask for the special activity. Transporting crazy props and supplies is a drag. Adult services providers bring a lot of supplies with them to their gigs. Escorts usually have a bag with them that includes some toys, lube, wipes, condoms, etc. Dancers bring their costumes, music and any props that “make” their act. Erotic massage therapists usually bring their portable tables, oils and any other supplies they need. These items, alone, are challenging to lug around to their appointments with you. But, when you ask for them to provide other crazy activities, it requires even MORE items for them to pack up to bring. Many adult services providers are not big fans of lugging around extra stuff for a brief session with you. They have their basics they carry with them, which they are accustomed to, but they don’t really desire to have to remember to bring other things. Customers should simplify their requests, if possible, to reduce the number of extra supplies required. Additionally, when an escort or dancer has to carry in two or three bags of props and other items, it reduces her ability to discreetly enter a hotel or other establishment. It draws attention, which is definitely not your intention or wish. Weird requests may flag you as a timewaster. Escorts, exotic dancers and web cammers, in particular, find that the most off-the-wall requests result in timewasters. Would-be customers think it’s funny to ask for crazy services, expecting a provider to prepare the experience, only to be stood up. What these timewasters rarely realize is that the provider usually identifies them quickly as not following through on their request and won’t hold their time, little lone prep for the activity. If you’ve booked an encounter, private dance or other activity with a provider and have requested a really unique experience, you may need to verify your intentions through a follow-up call or something else requested by the provider. They don’t like to be taken advantage of, nor do they want to waste their time. Jump through any hoops asked of you to prove that you’re serious. Special requests are not the norm. Special requests are just that: special. Adult services providers intend to offer standard services to clients and customers. Of course, every experience is personalized for the favor of that customer, but activities offered are usually within a standard array of fun. However, some clients and customers seem to think if you’re willing to do it once, they can ask repeatedly. They eventually will expect something new, different and adventurous every time. This is incredibly taxing on any provider, not to mention expensive and time consuming. If a customer asks for special things every time he contacts a provider, he may expect to be blocked from future communications. Or, he may be referred to a new provider. While it’s certainly ok for a customer to ask for new things, the requests should be kept within reason and not require extensive variance from the usual policies and fun. There is a difference between asking and demanding. There’s an old saying, “You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar.” This is precisely true when thinking of making a request of a provider for something special and different. Customers should ask nicely and with appreciation and gratitude. Nobody should ask with an entitled attitude or tone. And, customers should never expect for a provider to offer unique services, just because extra money is involved. Providers offer extra activities to clients, because they want to. Not because they are told to. It’s their choice, and they should never be ordered to do anything. Customers who delegate to providers what they want will not be tolerated. However, those clients and customers who ask nicely may have their requests entertained. You can get “No” for an answer just as easily. Just like when asking a partner to engage in some different activities, a provider may decline the invitation to participate. Often, a provider may not have an open mind for the activity suggested. However, it doesn’t always mean that. Sometimes, a provider’s schedule just doesn’t fit with the requested fun for the time booked. Other times, an activity has effects that just don’t align with other things the provider has going. (For instance — she may not be able to provide a foot fetish complete with high heels if she has a sprained ankle.) Many times, new clients are turned down for unique services. If a customer has never worked with a dancer or escort before, she’s likely to say no to something that goes beyond her usual activities. Customers shouldn’t be hurt or insulted by a request being denied. Usually an explanation accompanies the declination, which may give hope to future requests. Clients should read the escort’s rules ahead of time. There are times that a client/customer asks for something that is strictly prohibited in a provider’s profile, rules, etc. When this happens, he could save himself the time and frustration by noticing ahead of time that he will be denied. There is usually a considerable amount of helpful information included in a provider’s details, which may include how open minded they are to requests. If a customer asks for something that is clearly stipulated as not part of the services provided, it won’t even be considered. Customers are certainly benefited by reading this verbiage to determine if they have a chance of getting their request accepted. Something special can be asked of you as well. Certain activities may require that the client do some homework. For instance, if a client desires to engage in anal play, he may have to do a thorough rectal clean-out before getting deeply involved in the activity. When a client really wants oral intercourse, it’s wise to trim up the nether regions. If a client wants to do a role play activity, he may required to find his own costume. If a customer is holding a stag party, he may have to screen invited guests or act as bouncer for an exotic dancer. Depending on the provider and the particular activity desired, customers may have to work for the special request. It’s not a given that a provider will just pony up for any activity. And, if a customer isn’t willing to step up to the plate and take some responsibility for the request, it may not be granted.
So, you’ve decided that you don’t only want to receive pleasure from your adult entertainment provider, but you also want to offer it. You may be hoping to arouse yourself, just wanting to give pleasure or wanting to perfect your skills – whatever the reasons, you should bone up on a few tips that will make the overall experience a positive one: Foreplay: Just like foreplay is essential for any other act of intimacy, it’s going to make a huge difference when you incorporate some warm-up effort prior to going down on your adult entertainment specialist. Whether your provider is male or female, it helps steam things up a lot by kissing, stroking and caressing him or her. Talk dirty or whisper sweet nothings in their ears. Focus on their stomach and inner thighs. Touch them, breathe heavy on them and kiss their body. (For the record, breathing heavy on your provider doesn’t mean that you should obnoxiously blow on them…just let your breath land on sensitive areas.) Lots of affection and physical attention can really prime the pump, so to speak, when oral sex is concerned. Don’t waste your efforts before making sure they will be appreciated fully. Don’t reserve it only for foreplay: While many people seem to think that oral sex is just a precursor to the “good stuff,” it can be the main event, too. A good session of oral pleasure can be just as satisfying as full-fledged intercourse, especially when climax is achieved. But, it can also be used to transition between other positions, change up the mood during intercourse and to end up a full encounter of penetrative sex. If you’ve already achieved orgasm through traditional sex, consider finishing her up with some quick cunnilingus. It can be done at any point during your romp in the hay. Be creative and unpredictable with it. Pay attention to how much pressure you apply: Just as your tolerance increases with arousal, so does hers. At the beginning of an oral sex session with your favorite adult entertainment provider, go easy on her. Touch her lightly with your tongue, mouth and fingers until she begins to urge you to increase the pressure. Tease her with your tongue. Kiss her intimate folds. Explore her softly with your tongue. Flick her clitoris barely as you flick your tongue on other parts of her. As she begins to become more turned on (which should be very noticeably obvious), you will be able to roughen up your touch a little and pleasure her with a little more “oomph” behind your intentions. As she nears orgasm, your efforts may get quicker and harder. But, don’t start out that way, by any means, or you will ruin the entire experience. Her body language will tell you everything: If you’re unsure that your efforts are being well received, pay attention to her body language. As she enjoys what you’re doing even more, it’s likely that she will use her hands to pull your head closer and farther into her. However, contrarily, if she’s not terribly fond of your method, she may put her hands on your head and gently push you away. If she’s enjoying your style, she may writhe around, ultimately thrusting her hips toward you as you lick and caress her. Other signs of enjoyment may be gripping the sheets, curling her toes and leaning her head backwards, as she becomes closer to orgasm. If she seems disinterested in your technique, you should change it up or abandon it, altogether. Additionally, pay attention to her facial expressions; they will tell you a full story about her approval of your efforts. Listen to her verbal cues and directions: There’s no doubt that your adult entertainment provider knows what she likes. It’s not her first time to receive oral sex, and she may want to give you some direction if your technique isn’t helping her become aroused. While you may not like being given step-by-step instructions, it’s still important to take some lead from what’s she told you in order for her to be happy. If it gets you closer to the end result you want, by all means, swallow your pride and do what she asks. If she’s not providing you with detailed preferences, she is guiding you through her other verbal cues. They may not be actual words, but moans and groans of pleasure, heavy breathing and outbursts of excitement. Place a pillow underneath her hips: Sometimes, it’s difficult to get your partner in just “the right” position to pleasure her fully. And, when you do get in a position to hit her pleasure spot, it’s incredibly uncomfortable for you. Don’t despair; it’s as easy as placing a pillow underneath her hips to tilt her nether regions upward for your comfort and easy access. Because her vagina is situated upward, it’s much easier to reach her g-spot. As you perfect your technique in this position, remember that you don’t have to only use your mouth to please her. Insert your finger inside her vagina, and press it against her g-spot. This increases the stimulation and will quicken her arousal. If you don’t like the pillow idea, keep in mind that there are several other positions you can experiment with to create pleasure for her. Side by side, sixty-nine and other positions may create a fun experience. Use some good vibrations: You don’t have to only rely on your hands and mouth to give your adult entertainment provider some oral pleasure. Amp up the experience by using a vibrator. It can be any size or style, but should be used by inserting it into her vagina, to excite her from the inside. As the vibrator is arousing her from within, give her clitoris some attention with your mouth. The dual pleasure technique is sure to get her motor running and expedite her climax. If you don’t see that the vibrator is having much of an effect from inside, use it directly against her clitoris as you caress her in other ways. You may also want to incorporate other toys and fun elements to your oral sex experience, such as warming lubes. Use the power of touch: When you’re delivering oral pleasure, you don’t have to only focus on her vagina and parts “down there.” Prior to going down on her, discover how electrifying your touch may be for her. Caress her breasts, lightly brush your fingertips on her neck and touch her inner thighs. Remember that teasing touches can lead up to some stellar sex, along with tight grabs of the buttocks and legs. After you’ve commenced the oral sex part, don’t forget the other parts of her body, either. While you’re focusing on her vagina and g-spot, reach up and touch her stomach, hips and other regions. Make her feel like all of her body is the object of your desire, not just her vagina. Make her tops: Switch things up to provide a fuller experience by putting her on top, instead of bottom. The most common position for oral sex delivered to a woman is much like the missionary position, the woman on bottom and the guy on top, between her legs. But, when you change it up and put her on top, she can help control the pressure and other elements about the experience. She can increase the pressure by lowering herself down on you. Or, she can even grind her clitoris into your tongue more firmly, by squatting down more. It also halts any neck strain that you may feel from being on top, as you lay on your back. Other variations may include laying on the edge of a bed, with here standing next to it. Try it out and see if you both enjoy it. Talk to her: Just assuming that you know how your partner is going to like oral sex delivered is pretty presumptuous. One of the keys to success in any kind of relationship is communication. Before you try to forge ahead unknowing, ask your partner what she likes during sessions that include intimate pleasure “down there.” She may tell you aspects she likes about oral sex and others that totally turn her off. While you’re in the middle of the session, ask her if she wants you to change up your technique, lick harder, touch her differently or anything else. She may simply tell you, “Don’t stop.” (That’s a great clue that you’re doing something right!) Pay attention to what she tells you, too. If you ask her what she wants, but refuse to deliver on it, you might as well to have not asked in the first place. Don’t suck at it: While all the oral sex guides in the world suggest to suck on your partner’s clitoris, don’t treat it like a lollipop. Some gentle teasing, licking and sucking can be pretty arousing to a woman’s clitoris, but in moderation. No woman wants her clitoris to be sucked on non-stop during an “enjoyable” session of oral sex. And, just like licking can be arousing, don’t treat your partner’s nether regions like an ice cream cone. Indulging in her juiciness may be a turn on for you, but sloppily licking her up and down may not create a pleasurable sensation for her. It may, in fact, make her feel anything other than sexy. Enjoy every moment of it: Moan, groan and vocalize how much you like what you’re doing to her. Nobody wants to engage in oral sex with someone who seems to be only going through the motions. Use your body language to express your pleasure. Allow her to reach down and feel your arousal, too, by placing her hand on your erect penis. Get in the moment and ignore distractions. Make sure that she knows how enjoyable engaging in the act is for you. Many men find that giving oral sex is just as arousing as receiving it. Even if it isn’t THAT good for you, do your best to show your excitement about it, anyways. Realize it can be messy: With lube, her own fluids and your saliva, the potential for oral sex being messy is inevitable. If you have a fetish for sloppiness, you’re all set. But, if you have some apprehensions about indulging in her own fluids, oral sex may be a struggle for you. However, you should be using a dental dam, which is a barrier between your tongue/mouth and her private parts. Regardless, oral sex is not for the faint of heart. Know going in that it’s not the neatest of sex acts. Use temperatures to increase the heat: Cold and hot variations can really be a turn on. Ice cubes used to tease your partner’s vagina or clitoris can be incredibly stimulating. Additionally, eating ice cream or drinking cold water directly before touching her with your tongue can create excitement, too. Also, experiment with mints (think Mentos), as they create “heat” when touched to sensitive tissues. Flavor the subject: Flavored lubes can add some fun to your side of the excitement and make it more pleasant for you, overall. And, if you don’t have any flavored lubes on hand, utilize what you have handy. Food items can be pretty messy, but lots of fun. Use syrup, whipped cream, peanut butter or chocolate syrup for some extra tantalization. Vary the motion of your tongue: Instead of just licking your partner’s vaginal area with an up and down motion, change it up. It can get boring (for both of you) if you try to achieve results with just on technique the entire time. Trace circles on your partner’s vagina, lick from side to side and go up and down. Flick your tongue in and out. Increase the pressure of your tongue, then decrease it. BUT – once you find something that is really causing her to come close to climax, don’t switch it up. Keep doing what you’re doing until she tells you different. Don’t be insulted if she fakes it: Face it, she’s there for your pleasure. Even though she may allow you to go through the motions, she may not be fully on-board with trying to climax from your efforts. She may have policies about orgasming with clients. Your technique may lack as far as her expectations or preferences. Whatever the reason, she may fake an orgasm with you during oral sex. If she does, just be thankful that she was willing to allow you to indulge in the intimacy with her. Appreciate getting to be close to her. And, move on to other things that will provide you with pleasure and excitement.
0-9 3G Get In. Get off. Get out. 411 Information, intelligence, intel. e.g. “I got the 411 on her from hobbyhorse”. In the context of online forums requests for information about ASPs are labeled “411“, e.g., “411 Redhead Rianna”. 420 or 420 friendly An ASP that will smoke marijuana with you. A bit of advice: Adding drugs to your hobbying mix tends to give you a MUCH larger profile on Uncle Leo’s radar. An ASP who has a rep for being420-friendly is likely getting way more attention from Uncle Leo than the more conservativehobbyists would prefer. 69 Mutual, simultaneous oral sex. $ The dollar sign (or collection of dollar signs) is sometimes used imply the price range of the services offered/provided. E.g., $ = $100, $$ = $200, $$$ = $300 and so on. Often .5 signifies $50, so $$.5 would mean $250. A Back to top Escort terms starting with A AAMP Apartment-based Asian massage parlor, as opposed to a commercial establishment. ABC American-born Chinese, also known as “banana”: yellow outside, white inside. ABJ American-born Japanese. AC/DC Bisexual. A-Level British parlance for anal sex. See also Greek. abrasion Rubbing the body with a variety of materials from raw silk to leather to sandpaper. adult baby creche A parent-child roleplay with one participant taking care of another. Also called ageplay, it can include the wearing and changing of diapers as well as bottle feeding. agency An organization or individual that manages many providers. The agency handles all calls, bookings and advertising. The agency takes a percentage of the fee for each session. Ageplay Scenes in which at least one participant pretends to be significantly younger than he or she actually is. All covered Also all covered play. With condom. amazon A tall, strong, often masculine woman. AMP Asian Massage Parlor. animal play Animal transformation fantasy: Games and scenes in which the sub (bottom) acts or dresses like a dog, cat, horse, etc. See ponyboy, ponygirl. AO Will see Asian clients only. ASP Adult Service Provider. analingus aka “Asian”: oral stimulation of the anus. Around The World Rimming. Oral sex on the anus of either sex, analingus Three acts in a session: oral, vaginal and anal Analingus and fellatio Asian Oral sex on the anus of either sex, analingus, aka rimming, DATO. Asian Cowgirl cowgirl with girl squatting. ATF All Time Favorite. ATM Ass To Mouth. Penis, finger or toy comes out of receiver’s anus, and goes directly into receiver’s mouth. attempts Trying to reach orgasm. e.g. ASP allowed multiple attempts: means the ASP allows more than one orgasm per session if the client is able and interested. aka MSOG. Aunt Flo Menstruation, period. ‘Being visited by Aunt Flo‘. B Back to top B&D Bondage and Discipline. B&S, bait & switch Describes a situation where ASP advertisements, which may include photos, written or verbal descriptions, do not match the ASP who shows up, or which has been grossly misrepresented the ASP. babyback Petite, young, attractive Asian woman. baby dyke A young lesbian or someone who is just coming out of the closet. bag Condom, with a condom, e.g. “BJ in a bag” = CBJ or “I filled the bag” = orgasm. Baja Sur Genitals. From the Spanish “the low south”. balloons Breast implants. bare back, bareback, BB Without a condom. Depending upon context it may be used as shorthand for intercourse without a condom (BBFS). barracuda An ASP whose only purpose is to separate you from your money as quickly as possible, preferably without giving you anything in return. Batin Groin massage, but sometimes means hand job (from Malaysia). BBBJ Bare Back Blow Job. fellatio without a condom; aka “un-translated French” (UTF). BBBJNQNS Bare Back Blow Job No Quit No Spit; oral sex performed to completion with swallowing. BBBJTC Bareback Blowjob To Completion. Oral stimulation of the penis to orgasm without a condom. (May spit or swallow), aka CIM. BBBJTCWS Bare Back Blow Job to Completion with Swallowing. BBBJWF Bareback Blowjob With Facial. BBFS Sexual intercourse without a condom. BBK Big beautiful knockers. BBW Big Beautiful Woman. An escort, ASP, who caters to clientele that prefer overweight, obese women. BCD Behind Closed Doors. Often used to mean activities that will be described to a privileged listener or nobody at all. BDSM Bondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism. This is a catch-all to refer to the various aspects of negotiated, mutually consensual exchange of power between two consenting adults. Regardless of the depth of the relationship, consent, safety and sanity are the cornerstone of this lifestyle. Bear A large hairy (homosexual) man. beard A person of the opposite sex who marries or dates a closeted lesbian or gay person to cover up their homosexuality. In the past, often lesbians married gay men so that both could “pass” as straight, either for work or for their families. beret A condom. BF boyfriend. BFE Boyfriend Experience, A subjective term used primarily by ASP to describe good clients. birdwatching BBBJTCWS or CIM and ASP swallows. See BBBJNQNS, NQNS. bisexual A person who is sexually and emotionally attracted to both women and men. blackhole Anus. blue pill or blue steel Viagra. BJ Blow job, fellatio, French. Oral stimulation of the penis. BL Body Lick. BLS Ball Licking and Sucking. BNG Blow-n-go, a 15-minute oral-only session. Body-Rub A massage or massage-like service. Used instead of “massage”, usually to indicate sexual stimulation (usually a handjob) is included and the person performing the service is not licensed as a massage therapist, aka FBSM, Sensual Massage. Bondage chair A piece of furniture, sometimes a very complex one, with varying number of restraints to keep a sub at dom’s mercy. Boston Marriage In the late nineteenth century, it was common for two unmarried women to share a home. Many women, particularly those who were college educated, lived in long-term unions with other women. These relationships became known as “Boston Marriages”. Bottom In homosexual parlance: the passive partner. In BDSM: the submissive. Breath control A type of BDSM play in which the Dom controls the Sub‘s access to oxygen. Can be dangerous. brown eye Anus. brown shower Defecation on your partner. BS or body slide Service where the ASP may slide their body on the client’s body using oil. BSB Bus stop babe. bukkake A variety of fetish that involves repeated ejaculation of a female by many men. See also gokkon. bulldagger A term that was used in the 1920s to define a very butch lesbian. Often African American. bulldyke A very masculine lesbian. businessmen-only, gentlemen-only or professional-only A subjective request used in ASP advertising as a pre-screen for clients. The ASP posts this in hopes of attracting “better” clientele. butch A woman who adopts what would be considered masculine characteristics. Also a masculine homosexual. butter face A women whose body is very attractive, but her face is not. Everything looks good but ‘er face. C Back to top Camp Effeminate male – from KAMP, Known As Male Prostitute. canine, K9 See Doggy style. cash and dash A rip-off. The person posing as an ASP shows up, takes your money, doesn’t provide any services or might offer to “dance” (but more often than not does not), and leaves with the cash, akadance and dash, ROB. CBJ Covered Blow Job. Blowjob or with a condom on, aka translated French (TF). CBT Cock and ball torture: application of clamps, cages, weights, wax, etc to male genitals as either punishment or tease and denial. Can be dangerous. CC Rider An ASP who is FS for $200/hr or less. The “CC” bit is the Roman numeral for 200. CCL Concentration Camp Look. CD cross-dresser. A person, and especially a male who adopts the dress and often the behavior typical of the opposite gender especially for purposes of emotional or sexual gratification. A person who sometimes wears the clothing and aesthetics of a gender other than the one they typically wear in their daily lives. See also transvestite CDS Covered Doggy Style. CFM Come Fuck Me, usually refer to the look of a person. CFS Covered Full Service. Sexual intercourse (coitus) with a condom. CG Cowgirl: she’s on top facing you. Chump A man who gives his money and/or his attention to women without getting any pussy in return. Largely a phenomenon experienced by American men when dating American women. CID Cum In Deep. The provider lets you come inside her with no condom. See BBFS. CIH Cum in Hair. CIM Cum In Mouth (in the context of fellatio without a condom (UTF/BBBJ)), see also NQNS, BBBJTC. civilian A person who makes them self available for sexual encounters but not for financial gain. May be less discreet than an ASP and more interested in a relationship. Not to be confused with non-pro. CL Craig’s List. The classifieds board of the internet, and formerly a free place for providers to advertise. Not so much a of player since the removal of Adult and Erotic services. clock watcher An ASP who counts the minutes until the session is over. Usually used to describe an ASP who rushes and does not enjoy her work. CMD Carpet Matches Drapes (typically a natural blonde). CMP Chinese Massage Parlor. CMT Certified Massage Therapist. Generally a CMT is not an ASP. While an ASP specializing in massage services might be a CMT, it is unwise to assume a CMT is an ASP. Very unwise. COB Cum On Body. Man ejaculates on a woman’s body. COF Cum On Face. Man ejaculates on woman’s face, aka face painting or facial. COH Cum on Hair. Cottage To cottage: to look for sexual partners in public bathrooms. Synonym: to cruise. coitus Sexual intercourse characterized by the male penis entering the female vagina. collar and cuffs match A euphemism to indicate that pubic hair color matches color of the hair on the head; natural hair coloring. Sometimes also referred to as ‘carpet & curtains match’. COM Cum Over Mouth (in the context of fellatio without a condom (UTF/BBBJ)). Lots of women hate swallowing so use the term C-0-M instead of C-I-M. commercial company a euphemism for prostitution generally used by truckers. completion Orgasm. e.g. Bareback blowjob to completion. cover A condom. covered Various measures, such as the use of condoms or dental dams, are taken to avoid sexually transmitted diseases. (e.g. Covered Blowjob means a condom was used.). Cowgirl ‘Girl on top’ position for sexual intercourse. Sometimes abbreviated CG (though this can be confused with the abbreviation for Call Girl as well. Mind the context for clarification.). crime scene action Sexual activity during the provider’s period (while menstruating). See also red wings. crone The word “crone” was (and in some circles still is) a derogatory term for an old woman. In the 1970s, during the feminist movement, lesbians began to adopt the word crone to mean a wise older woman. Today, in lesbian and feminist circles, a crone is a wise older woman whose life experience demands that she be treated with respect. cruising Looking for prostitutes while driving. Cyber-equivalents aren’t hard to imagine. Also, in homosexual slang, this is the same as “cottaging“. crushing Fetish relating to dominance and control; a desire to see small, defenseless animals crushed under women’s high heels. cunnilingus Oral stimulation of a woman’s genitalia. ‘giving head’ to a woman. ‘going down on’ a woman. cups of coffee Orgasms, e.g. multiple cups of coffee means the provider allows more than one orgasm. D Back to top dance and dash A rip-off. The person posing as an ASP shows up, takes your money, doesn’t provide any services or might offer to “dance” (but more often than not does not), and leaves with the cash. See cash and dash, ROB. DAP Digital anal probe, see digital penetration, aka digits. date (1) A session with an ASP. (2) A person who patronizes an ASP. date rape drug Rohypnol (generic name flunitrazepam) has been associated with date rape, and has also been called the “Forget Pill,” “Trip-and-Fall,” and “Mind-Erasers.” In combination with alcohol, it can induce a blackout with memory loss and a decrease in resistance. Girls and women around the country have reported being raped after being involuntarily sedated with Rohypnol, which was often slipped into their drink by an attacker. The drug has no taste or odor so the victims don’t realize what is happening. About ten minutes after ingesting the drug, the woman may feel dizzy and disoriented, simultaneously too hot and too cold, or nauseated. She may experience difficulty speaking and moving, and then pass out. Such victims have no memories of what happened while under the drug’s influence. DATO Dining At The O. Analingus, oral stimulation of the anus. See also rimming and Asian. DATY Dine At The “Y”; cunnilingus. DDE Doesn’t Do Extras. Implies the ASP has a very limited and stringently adhered to menu. DDF Drug and Disease Free. DDG Drop Dead Gorgeous. DDP Double Digit Penetration (vagina and anus). deep throat or DT fellatio where the whole length of the penis is “swallowed”. defender A hobbyist who defends or “comes to the rescue” of a provider who has been reviewed or spoken of poorly, regardless of whether the review or comments are accurate, aka White Knight. deposit a payment in advance of a session. Deposits are usually used by ASPs as a hedge against no-shows. DFE Dead Fish Experience. DFF Dead Fish Fuck. DFK Deep French Kissing. Kissing with deep, substantial tongue contact. diesel dyke A very butch or manly lesbian, especially one who is very aggressive. digital penetration Insertion of the fingers (or toes) in the vagina or anus for the purpose of sexual stimulation. This has nothing to do with the insertion of digital devices up anyone’s orifice—hold on to those iPads! Dirty Sanchez When two people engage in anal sex, then the person who has been ‘giving it’ to the other’s ass takes his penis or penis-like implement and rubs it on the other person’s upper lip leaving a moustache. DIY Do It Yourself (masturbation). See also self-service. doggie style Rear entry position for sexual intercourse. See Spanish. Dominant In BDSM, a person who administers the training to a submissive. Often shortened to Dom. donation A euphemism for a payment to an ASP. Generally considered a feeble dodge against legal concerns: after all if you are giving the ASP a donation or gift, you are not paying for sex. double penetration when a person (generally a female) has two objects (generally penises) simultaneously inserted in any two of the mouth, anus or vagina (most commonly the anus and vagina). doubles A threesome with two ASPs. DP Double Penetration Digital Penetration Drag king A woman who dresses to look like a man, usually for performance. Drag kings are often lesbian, but not always. Drag queen A male who dresses like a female, usually for performance. DS doggiestyle. DSL Dick-sucking lips. DT or deep throat fellatio where the whole length of the penis is “swallowed”. dyke Another word for lesbian. Usually is only used by people who are gay, lesbian, bisexual or trans. A straight person using this word may offend some people. E Back to top ED Erectile Dysfunction. EE Erotic Enema. Ellie Law Enforcement. The euphemism stems from the fact that people would refer to Law Enforcement with the abbreviation, “LE”. When expressed phonetically it was confused with the female name, “Ellie“. Since confusion and chaos rule despite people’s best efforts—. EMA Extra-Marital-Affairs. Affairs after marriage, but before divorce. EMP European Massage Parlor (white girls). English Segment of bondage and discipline; including spanking /whipping. enhancements Implants, most commonly breast implants, but sometimes penile implants (depending upon context). envelope Often cash payments for an ASP’s services are placed in an envelope. Rather than handing theASP cash directly, or discussing money, the envelope is left in a conspicuous location for the ASPto discreetly pick up. EOM End of Message. Used in a subject line of a forum post to indicate no further content in body of message—where the title is intended to be sufficient. escort definition An escort is an Adult entertainer who is compensated for his or her time and companionship. escort mall, mall A website that advertises many different ASPs. The ASPs may be independent or agency, and may or may not be associated with each other, or with the mall. F Back to top F2F A female doing something to (providing a service for) a female. f2m A female doing something to (providing a service for) a male. face painting Man ejaculates on woman’s face, aka facial or COF. face sitting In BDSM, a form of erotic humiliation, whereby the dom sits on the face of a sub to force oral-genital or oral-anal contact. facial Man ejaculates on woman’s face, aka face painting or COF. Fag hag A woman who likes homosexual males. Fairy A male homosexual. FBSM Full Body Sensual Massage. A massage usually ending with a hand job. Often times the provider is nude or topless, aka Body Rub, Sensual Massage. Spelled “FBSM+”, means “with a bonus” and usually means a BJ. fellatio Oral stimulation of the penis, aka Blow Job (BJ), ‘giving head’ (f2m or m2m). femme A feminine lesbian, cf. butch. FDAU Face down, ass up. FFF The strategy of “Find them, Fuck them, Forget them”. fisting The act or art of putting a fist in an anus or vagina. Apparently a very popular practice among more evolved (kinky) gays. It requires great care and huge amounts of lubrication. FIA Finger In Ass. FIR Finger In Rear.Fire and ice providing a blowjob with the mouth filled alternately with hot tea and ice. FIV Finger In Vagina, digital stimulations. Five-O A police officer (uniformed or undercover). The cultural reference stems from the 1970’s TV show “Hawaii 5-O”, which derived its name from the name for Hawaii State Police force. FJ Foot Job. Stimulation of the penis using feet and toes. FK French Kissing. FKK Frei Körper Kultur, German nudist subculture. FL Free Lance. flake One who exhibits flaky or erratic behavior. Often used to describe ASPs or hobbyists who no-show and/or have scheduling issues. FMF Threesome designation: female, male, female. FOB Fresh off the boat, a recent immigrant. FOBU Fat-Old-Bald-Ugly. FOTC Fuck Of The Century. FOV Finger Outside Vagina. FR Field Report, Fuck Review. Foot fetish aka Foot warship – intense sexual interest in the shape, size, smell, texture and other characteristic of a foot. French Oral stimulation of the penis. Fellatio. “Translated” = with a condom. “Untranslated” = without a condom. French Kissing Kissing on mouth with tongue contact French letter Condom. FS Full service. Sexual intercourse (coitus) to completion. FTF Fun To Fuck. FUD Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt. What some (asshole) posters try to spread when they post on public forums with false accusations of LE activity and STD outbreaks. full meal deal Sexual intercourse (coitus) to completion, aka Full Service. FUTB Finger Up The Butt. G Back to top Gayborhood A gayborhood is a gay-friendly neighborhood or an area of town where gays and lesbians are known to live. Gaydar The ability to determine who is and isn’t gay. Gay dirt An attractive young male used by the police to entrap homosexuals. gender expression The physical manifestation of one’s gender identity, usually expressed through clothing, mannerisms, and chosen names. gender identity A person’s internal sense of being a man or woman or boy or girl. For transgender people, their gender identity will not match the gender with which they were born. gender identity disorder A term used by physicians and psychologists to classify people who are transgender or transsexual. gender variance Behavior that is different from traditionally defined “masculine” in males and “feminine” in females. genderqueer Someone who transgresses boundaries of gender identity and sexual orientation. gentlemen only businessmen-only or professional-only. A subjective request used in ASP advertising as a pre-screen for clients. The ASP posts this in hopes of attracting a “better” clientele. Get brain Receive a blowjob. get comfortable Get naked. As a feeble dodge of law enforcement, an ASP may ask a client to “get comfortable” or “make yourself comfortable” before a session, this means to get fully undressed. GF Girlfriend. GFE Girlfriend Experience. A frequently used, but utterly nebulous term. It refers to a session that is more like lovemaking with a girlfriend than a commercial service, whatever that means! It generally implies more about the tone & tenor of the session than about specific services provided, but many believe GFE should include the possibility of DFK, DATY, UTF and a broad array of FS positions. GF3 Girlfriend experience with all three holes. girl crush When two women have strong feelings for one another, but not in a sexual way. A girl crush is strong infatuation that one woman has for another woman who seems beautiful, sophisticated, charming or accomplished. It usually refers to heterosexual women. Glory hole A literal hole in the wall between two spaces. The legendary purpose of this hole is to insert one’s penis in hopes of receiving an anonymous (this is the main thrill) handjob, blowjob or coitus. glove condom. GND Girl Next Door. GOG Girl-On-Girl. gokkon A variety of fetish that involves swallowing and/or ingesting copious amounts of semen by either a man or a woman. See also bukkake. Golden shower, GS Urinating on your partner, urine play. See also water sports. Gold star lesbian A lesbian who has never slept with a man and has no intention of ever sleeping with a man. Gorean A BDSM subculture owing its existence to the world of Gor from the novels by John Norman. Gorean philosophy assigns stereotypical, “natural” roles to genders. Greek anal sex; anal sexual intercourse; penetration of the anus by the penis. GSM G-Spot Massage. H Back to top Half & Half BJ followed by FS; a combination of both oral sex and sexual intercourse; fellatio & coitus. Handballing Inserting a fist (optionally – with a part of the forearm) into the rectum. hard sports Giving or receiving. Playing with feces, also known as scat play or brown showers. Hardwood floors Clean-shaven pubic area. Hasbian A woman who used to identify as a lesbian and dated women, but is now dating men. hat condom. HC High Class. HDH High Dollar Hottie. HE Happy Ending: usually a handjob or a blowjob after a massage. Herb friendly Is amenable to marijuana use, aka 420 friendly. A bit of advice: Adding drugs to your hobbying mix tends to give you a MUCH larger profile on Uncle Leo’s radar. An ASP, who has a rep for being herb friendly likely is getting way more attention from Uncle Leo than the more conservative hobbyists would prefer. HH Half Hour. HHHJ Half Hearted Hand Job. hidden charges An ASP takes the advertised fee upfront, but in the midst of the session she asks for more money for more services. (e.g. She might undress and give a massage for the advertised $$, but then ask for an additional $ for French, or $$ for FS, etc.), aka upselling. Hindu massage The woman contracts her vaginal muscles during sex to squeeze you to completion (Argentina). HJ or Handjob Masturbation; hand & finger stimulation of the penis by the ASP, aka hand release, manual release. HM High Mileage. A derogatory reference to the number of sexual partners a person may have had. Conveys an implication of showing the ‘wear and tear’ of the said mileage. HME Honeymoon Experience. Supposedly better than a GFE, and even more nebulous. It refers to a session that is comparable to the intensity and passion of lovemaking while on one’s honeymoon. Mostly marketing hype. hobby Slang, euphemistic reference to the business of a client enlisting the services of an ASP. hobbyist Slang, euphemistic reference to one who (actively) participates in ‘the hobby‘. homophobia Fear or dislike of gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people. hooker Prostitute. Hostess club A lower end strip club where bargaining for sex acts with the dancers is acceptable, and some activities may occur on premises. Hotdogging Also hotdoggin’. The pseudo-sexual act of placing the penis between the butt cheeks of the receiving partner. The penis being the “Hotdog” and the butt cheeks being the “Bun”. There is no intercourse, and usually no ejaculation. This is mainly a comical practice, and usually enjoyed by the giver more than the receiver. See also Italian. HTUMA Her/His Tongue Up My Ass, analingus. human ashtray Waste receptacle at the services of superior human beings. humiliation Actions aimed to cause a submissive a feeling they long after. These are the things they normally don’t do, like wearing bizarre clothing, having sex in public, playing puppy or pony, or acceptingverbal abuse. Hustler A male prostitute. Same as punk. HWP Height and Weight Proportional. “Normal” build. I Back to top Incall Client meet the ASP at her location. independent, indie An ASP who works on her own, without an agency affiliation. The ASP manages her own calls, bookings, advertising and finances. interpreter Condom (e.g. She spoke French without the aid of an interpreter = BBBJ). intersex A person born with ambiguous genitalia or genitalia of both sexes. Used to be called hermaphrodite. IPO Initial Public Offering. Used to denote the public introduction of a new ASP, usually via a review. ISO In Search Of. A post/inquiry looking for something (presumably ‘something’ specific). Italian Similar to Russian, but the penis is placed between the partner’s butt cheeks. See alsohotdogging. J Back to top Jack Shack An establishment (massage parlor, lingerie modelling) that is not usually full service; expect only massage (usually nude or topless) and hand job, but more services might be available. Jimmy Hat A condom. John A man who patronizes prostitutes, a hobbyist. K Back to top K9 Canine, or doggy style. Kama Sutra or Kamasutra A Sanskrit treatise setting forth rules for sensuous and sensual pleasure, love, and marriage in accordance with Hindu law. KGFE Korean GFE: with CBJ rather than BBBJ. Kitty Vagina and/or surrounding areas. The words you can expect to see used together with K. are “bald”, “partly shaven”, “trimmed”, “natural”. L Back to top L/A/S Looks/Attitude/Service: A subjective ranking system where each criteria is separately ranked, from lowest (1) to highest (10). Examples: 2/9/8 = Unattractive, but very friendly and good sex. 10/5/4 = Model material, but a poor attitude, and mediocre sex. LASER Same as above + Expense and (would or wouldn’t) Repeat. labrys A double-sided axe that the Amazons were said to use as their main weapon. Lesbians have adopted the labrys as symbol of power and independence. Many lesbians wear necklaces or earrings with a labrys symbol as a way to identify themselves to other lesbians. Landing strip A style of pubic hair sculpting resulting in a narrow vertical strip. Lapdog A hobbyist who worships an ASP to excess. Lay down doggie Also lazy dog. Doggie style with woman flat on stomach. LD Lap dance. LDL Low dollar looker, the opposite of HTH. LE Law Enforcement. LEO Law Enforcement Officer. lesbian A woman who is sexually and emotionally attracted to other women. LFK Light French Kiss. Kissing with only light tongue involvement. LGBT An abbreviation for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender. Lipstick lesbian A woman who loves other women, but also loves her clothes and makeup and shoes. She tends to dress on the femme side. Little blue helper Viagra. LK Light Kissing (closed mouth). LMP Licensed Massage Practitioner. See also CMT. Can also mean “Latin Massage Parlor”. LMT Licensed Massage Therapist. See also CMT. Lone Star Lesbian A woman who has only had sex with one other woman in their life. Straight and bisexual people can be Lone Stars as well, but Lone Star Hetero doesn’t sound nearly as interesting. LOS Land of smiles, Thailand. lot lizard A prostitute that works primarily in truck stop parking lots (usually soliciting from a CB radio). LPIN Legal prostitute in Nevada. LTR Long Term Relationship. When an ASP drops out of the business for a very substantial stipend, paid weekly, or monthly for exclusivity she is said to be in a long term relationship. See also sugar daddy. M Back to top m2f A male doing something to (providing a service for) a female. m2m A male doing something to (providing a service for) a male. Madame Proprietress of an agency. Maid In a British parlour, the person who answers the phone and books the schedule. Mall Also escort mall. A website like # that advertises a variety of escorts or ASPs. The ASPs may be independent or agency, and may or may not be associated with each other, or with the mall. Mamasan Female manager of an asian massage parlor. Man in a boat, little man in a boat Clitoris. Manual release Stimulation of the penis to orgasm using hand and fingers, aka hand job, hand release. Massage A method of treating the body for remedial or hygienic purposes, including but not limited to rubbing, stroking, kneading, or tapping with the hand or an instrument or both. It may, but does not necessarily, include sexual stimulation. Sensual Massage indicates a massage with sexual stimulation (usually a hand job). MBR Multiple Bell Ringing (MSOG). Mediterranean Anal sex or analingus, e.g. “She took me on a trip to the Mediterranean.”. See also Greek. Menu The services generally considered available from a particular ASP. merkin Pubic hair wig / toupee. Also, something George W. Bush has repeatedly said he is proud to be. MFF Threesome designation: Male, female, female. MFM Threesome designation: male, female, male. MG Massage Girl. MIB Man in blue, law enforcement officer. Mileage A subjective term that describes value for money and/or how accommodating an ASP is. Good mileage usually means she either charges less than average, provides better L/A/S than average, or both. MILF Mom/Mother I’d Like to Fuck. Missionary Also mish. A position for sexual intercourse where the man is on top. MJ Massage Job. ML Make Love Massage Lady MMF Threesome designation: male, male, female. Mohawk A pubic hair style leaving a narrow strip of hair in the middle of the pubic area, aka landing strip, muff hawk, cock mohawk. Monger Short for whore monger. One who frequents prostitutes. See also hobbyist. MP Massage Parlor Multiple Positions Multiple Pops (MSOG) MPA Massage Parlor Attendant. MPCFS Multiple Positions Covered Full Service. MPOS Multiple Positions Oral Sex. MSOG Multiple Shots On Goal, also Multiple Pops. The ASP allows you the opportunity to climax more than once during the session. Mummification Wrapping a person up with layers material in order to immobilize them (nose and mouth are left open for breathing). Used to induce the feeling of utter helplessness. Can be considered a form of sensory deprivation. N Back to top NC/NS, NCNS No Call / No Show. See also hobbyist or novice ASP. NGP Non/Not Genuine Photos. NMG No-Money Guys. Hobbyists who are on a strict (generally low) budget for hobbying. Nooner A lunch-time or afternoon session, popular with married hobbyists. Non-pro A person who makes her/himself available for sexual encounters for financial gain only occasionally (possibly to meet some short-term financial needs). May be less discreet than a provider and more interested in a relationship. Some argue that ‘the line’ is more definitive: if you take money, then you are a professional. No-show When an ASP or hobbyist doesn’t show up for an appointment and has not contacted the other party in advance to cancel or warn of problems in making the appointment. A very annoying and, unfortunately, too common occurrence in the hobby. When the offending party doesn’t call afterwards to offer an explanation and/or apology the situation is referred to as a No-Show/No-Call (NS/NC) and is considered an even more egregious offense. No-touch No touching allowed. (e.g. no-touch Jack shack, no-touch strip club). NQBC Non-quitter, but covered. CBJ to completion. NQBS Non-quitter, but spitter. BBBJTC and spits your ejaculate. NQNS No Quit No Spit; oral sex performed to completion with swallowing. NSA No Strings Attached. NS/NC No Show / No Call. see also no-show. O Back to top O, O’s Orgasm or orgasms. Off the clock Activities that occur with an ASP that she chooses not to charge for. (e.g. “We had lunch off-the-clock“). ONS One Night Stand. OTC Oral To Completion. Fellatio to orgasm. Out As in “outed”. Private, personal information on a hobbyist or an ASP is made public. e.g. Someone’s real name and address is posted to a public forum. Outcall The ASP comes to the client’s location. Out of the closet Being open about one’s (LGBT) sexual orientation. OVK Over the knee spanking – bending a submissive over one’s knee and striking his or her buttocks with either an open hand or a cane, paddle, whip, etc. OVN Overnight. OWO Oral Without, fellatio without a condom, aka BBBJ, UTF. OWOTC Oral Without Condom To Completion. P Back to top P2P Privates to privates: rubbing genitalia together without insertion. P4P Pay for Play. Refers to the concept of paying for sex. Papasan Male manager of an asian massage parlor. Party favors Drugs. Party hat Condom. PFF Pussy For Free (a myth). Pearl necklace Man ejaculates on woman’s neck and/or chest, trying to produce a white ‘decoration’. Pegging Anal penetration of a male by a female with the help of either a buttplug or strap-on. PIITB Put it in the bum/butt. Pillow queen Someone who likes to be on the receiving end of sex without much reciprocation. Pimp A person (generally a man) who solicits clients for a prostitute. Pink boxing A slang term for anal or vaginal fisting. PIV Penis in Vagina. PL Pathetic Loser. PM Prostate massage or Private message (on a forum). PO Phone operator. Ponygirl or ponyboy A popular roleplay fantasy that sees the submissive transform into a pony with the help of a harness, reins, gag bit, and a tail attached to a butt plug. The “pony” is expected to prance and/or pull a cart. Pooner A hobbyist who is immersed in the hobby culture. He may be very involved with the review boards and/or private exchange of information on ASPs and the hobby. Pop, pops Orgasms. An ASP may allow a client to have more than one orgasm during the session (e.g. more than one or multiple pops allowed). POS Pussy on the Side. Usually referring to hobbyists in relationships who are getting some POS. Power dyke A lesbian who has gained a position of power, either within the LGBT community, or in the world at large. Professional-only Also gentleman-only, businessmen-only. A subjective request used in ASP advertising as a pre-screen for clients. The ASP posts this in hopes of attracting “better” clientele. Provider Prostitute. PS Private Show (Dance only). PV Private Viewing (Dance only). PSE Porn Star Experience. A session that gives the feeling of being in a Porn or XXX Movie or like having a date with a Porn Star. As with the Girlfriend Experience (GFE), a PSE is not very well defined and definitions will vary wildly. It generally refers more to the tone & tenor of the session (totally wild!) than to specific services provided, but many believe PSE should include the possibility of DATY, UTF, Greek, DFK, NQNS, Russian, COF and a broad array of FS positions. Puffies or puffers Breasts where the entire areola appears ‘puffy’, enlarged, or swollen. Punk A male prostitute. Punter A British slang term for a hobbyist. Pup play A variant of animal play where a submissive acts like a puppy: barks, whines, eats from a bowl, and generally obeys the master or faces punishment. PV Private Viewing. A session that is most often limited to a striptease and self-service. Usually in the context of a Strip Club. PVC Polyvinyl chloride. In skin-tight fetish clothing, a shiny substitute for more expensive materials: leather, rubber and latex. “PVC” is also used as a generic term for PVC proper, latex, vinyl and leather. PW Pussy Whipped. Adjective describing a guy controlled by a girl because she gives him sex. PYT Pretty Young Thing. Q Back to top Queef An emission of air from the vagina, especially when noisy, aka vaginal fart or vart. R Back to top R & T Rub and Tug. A massage followed by a hand job. RA Relaxation Assistant. Raincoat condom. Raw Sex without condom. RCA Reverse Cowgirl Anal. RCG See Reverse cowgirl. Red wings The ‘badge’ a hobbyist earns for performing oral sex (cunnilingus) on an ASP who is menstruating. REQ Request. Used in the subject line of a post to indicate the body contains a request for information. See also 411. REV Review. Used in the subject line of a post to indicate the body contains review of an ASP. Reverse cowgirl Woman rides on top, facing away. Reverse half-and-half Sexual intercourse followed by oral sex to completion. Reverse massage The client massages the ASP. Reverse oral The client performs oral sex on the ASP. Review A critical evaluation of a provider. May include information on her looks, attitude and service. Rimming or rimjob Analingus; oral stimulation of the anus. RLD Red Light District. Area rich with prostitution. RMP Russian massage parlor. R.O.B. or ROB Run/Rip Off Bitch. Individuals posing as providers take the money and run without providing any services, aka Cash and Dash. Role play Also roleplay. Acting out sexual fantasies in a specific scenario, where participants are assigned roles: dog – owner, nurse – patient, teacher – student, etc. Role reversal Same as pegging – penetration of male’s anus by a female with a strap-on dildo Roman An orgy. RPG Role playing games. Roman shower Vomit play. RTF Return To Fuck. RTFF Read The Fucking Forum. Rubber 1) Material popular with BDSM practitioners for its tactile characteristics; 2) Items – primarily special clothing – made of this material; compare to PVC; 3) Condom. Russian Rubbing a penis between ASP‘s breasts. Usually results in pearl necklace. Russian (in Australia) Short sex session, aka a “Quickie”. S Back to top Safe Sexual activity in which various measures, such as the use of condoms or dental dams, are taken to avoid diseases transmitted by sexual contact. e.g. All activities were safe. San Juan Capistrano BBBJTC and the ASP swallows. See also CIM, BBBJNQNS, birdwatching. Sandbag, sandbagger A subjective term for a review (or reviewer) that attempts to mislead the reader by giving unwarranted praise to a provider. Sans Without. e.g. She provided French sans beret = BBBJ. Scat Defecation on one’s partner or feces play. Screening An ASP or agency does a pre-session background check on a new client. E.g. collecting verifiable personal info such as the hobbyist’s real name, place of employment, home or work phone, home or work address, and/ or a referral from a trusted provider. Upfront deposits may also be used as a screening tool to hedge against no-shows. Self-review Also Self-post. An ASP or agency poses as a hobbyist, and posts a highly positive review of herself or agency to increase business. Self service Masturbation. e.g. “It was a self-service jack shack” = no contact with the dancer, but the man can masturbate. Semi pro An escort whose main source of income is something other than escorting. Sensory deprivation Restricting somebody’s ability to see, hear, smell, taste and/or touch through the use of blindfolds, earmuffs, hoods, etc. Sensual Massage Also SM. Indicates a massage with sexual stimulation (usually a hand job). Session The time spent with an ASP. Sex worker Catch all phrase sometimes used to describe prostitutes. May also be used in the context of strippers, peep show workers, topless waitresses. SFH Sex For Hire. SG Street Girl. Shemale Transsexual, particularly one who is living as a woman, but hasn’t had SRS. Penis may or may not get erect. Shill A person who writes unsolicited positive commentary about an ASP in a discussion forum to ‘suck up’ to the ASP or who writes unwarranted positive reviews in exchange for discounts or special favors from an ASP or agency. Shots on goal Attempts to reach orgasm. e.g. ‘She allows multiple shots on goal’ means she allows more than one orgasm per session if the client is able and interested. See MSOG. Sixty nine Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaneously. See also 69. . Slam, slammed An unwarranted or overzealous harsh review or abusive criticism of an ASP or agency. Snowball ASP takes ejaculate in her mouth and returns it via kissing to the ejaculator. SO Significant Other. Spouse or partner in a (non-casual) relationship. SOG Shot(s) on goal, attempt(s) at orgasm. Soixante-neuf 69. Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaneously. See also 69. SOMF Sat On My Face. SOP Stantard Operating Procedure. South of the border Genital region. Southern France Fellatio without a condom. See also French, BBBJ. SP Service Provider, prostitute. See also ASP. Spanish (Australian usage) Penis between her breasts, Russian. Spanish (USA usage) Penis, finger or toy comes out of the ASP’s ass, and goes directly into the ASP’s mouth. See alsoDirty Sanchez, ATM. spanking Slapping or striking somebody’s buttocks with the palm of the hand or an object like paddle, hairbrush, slapper, etc. A form of punishment / humiliation. Spinner A very petite provider. So petite in fact, she could easily spin around the client’s erect penis in a position like Asian Cowgirl. One possible etymology: from the action reminiscent of the 1970’s toy, “Sit ‘n’ Spin”. Squirting, squirter Female ejaculation, an ASP who ejaculates. SRS Sexual Reassignment Surgery. ST Short Time. Starfish Anus or Unresponsive ASP. STD Sexually Transmitted Disease. Sting A female police officer poses as an ASP to apprehend unsuspecting clients, or a male police officer poses as a client to apprehend unsuspecting ASPs. Stone butch lesbian A lesbian who gets her pleasure from pleasing her partner. She does not like to be touched sexually. STR Short Term Relationship. Street action Prostitution that is solicited on public streets. Prostitutes (usually on foot) are picked up by clients in motor vehicles. Sexual acts may occur in the vehicle, or at another agreed upon location. Stroll A street, strip, or neighborhood that sees heavy street action. Submission In BDSM, giving freely of oneself for the pleasures of others, subordinating oneself (with agreed upon limits). Submissive In BDSM, a person trained by a dominant. Often shortened to Sub. See Submission. Sunshine, sunny Without a condom (i.e. no raincoat). SW Street walker Sex Worker Sybian A mechanical sex device shaped as a half-barrel with a dildo mounted in the middle. SYT Sweet Young Thing. T Back to top Take care of business Payment is made to provider. e.g. “She wanted to take care of business first.”. Teabag, teabagging To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth of another person. Tie and tease A game of control over a partner’s orgasm with common use of physical restraints. Often a part of tease and denial. Tease and denial Also known as erotic denial, orgasm denial. A mild sexual torture in which a high state of sexual arousal is maintained for an extended time without climax. TAMP Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor. TER The erotic reviews site, adult services classifieds board, and hobby discussion forums. TG Transgender. Catch-all term for transvestites, transsexuals, shemales, and CDs. TGTBT Too Good To Be True. Throne job Self-service. Refers to an establishment that doesn’t offer FS. The premises will only have a large chair or “throne” for you to sit on and masturbate while the woman dances for you. Tina Crystal meth. Tipping required The ASP demands more than the advertised price in order to perform, or bargains hard for various services. See also upselling, hidden charges. To completion Until orgasm. TOFTT Take One For The Team. What a hobbyist is said to do when they see an enigmatic ASP. Some argue that a hobbyist is only TOFTT when the experience ends up to be a bad experience. Others argue that if the hobbyist doesn’t report back in some way, e.g., with a review, then the hobbyisthas not TOFTT. Top In homosexual parlance: the active partner. In BDSM: the dominant. Toss the salad Analingus. Training 1) BDSM slavery; a way of letting the Submissive understand that the Dominant is their master. 2) Any specific scenario used to convey the message from #1: slave training, pup training, pony training, etc. Trans, tranny An inclusive term, encompassing transgender, transsexual and other gender variant people. Transgender A person whose gender expression is different from how society says they are “supposed” to be.Transgender can be an umbrella term for cross-dressers, transsexuals, intersex people and othergender-variant individuals. Transsexual A person with the urge to be the opposite sex. They may or may not choose to have gender reassignment surgery. Translated French, TF Oral sex with a condom. Translation, translator Condom, e.g., “She spoke fluent French without a translator” = BBBJ. Transvestite A person who sometimes wears clothes traditionally worn by and associated with the opposite sex; typically a male who cross-dresses occasionally by habit or compulsion. Trick A sex act for money, as in ‘She is turning tricks‘. A man who patronizes prostitutes, as in ‘That trick was a FOBU’. Tri F A devotee to the “Find them, Fuck them, Forget them” strategy. Trip to islands Greek, anal. Also a “tour of the islands”. Trolling The act of driving around looking for a prostitute. As in cruising. Posting to a discussion board with the intent to anger or incite others. One who does so is referred to as a ‘troll’. TS Transsexual. A person with the urge to be the opposite sex. They may or may not choose to have gender reassignment surgery. Table Shower. TTA Tight Tan Ass. Tuft Pubic hair. TUMA Tongue Up My Ass. Turning tricks Prostitution. TV Transvestite. A person who sometimes wears clothes traditionally worn by and associated with the opposite sex; typically a male who cross-dresses occasionally by habit or compulsion. TVSW Transvestite Street Walker. Two Call System The general location is revealed during the first call; location specifics are revealed on the second call. U Back to top Uncle Leo A law enforcement officer. umbrella Condom. Uncovered, or untranslated Without a condom. Upselling An ASP takes the advertised fee upfront, but in the midst of the session she asks for more money for more services. (e.g. She might undress and give a massage for the advertised $$, but then ask for an additional $ for French, or $$ for FS, etc.), aka hidden charges. UTF Untranslated French. Oral sex without a condom. UTR Under The Radar; an ASP who maintains a very low profile; generally does not advertise, does not accept reviews, does not have a website and does not participate in hobby forums. V Back to top verbal humiliation / abuse Issuing insults and negative epithets to produce belittlement, from which excitement and/or arousal can be obtained. Giving is done by the dominant, who produces the humiliation, while receiving is done by the submissive, who is the object. Vanilla Plain genital sex without any extras. W Back to top WAH Wild Ass Humping. water sports Urination play. see also golden shower. Wax play Dripping melted wax on the submissive‘s naked skin. This activity requires thorough understanding of the material that the candles are made of. Eyewear is recommended. Weeklies Alternative weekly newspapers. These often contain various adult service listings, including massage and escort advertisements. e.g. The Village Voice, San Francisco Bay Guardian, The Stranger. WF Wild Fuck. WG Working Girl. A prostitute. Whip In the strictest sense, a strip of leather attached to a handle, whip commonly describes any object used for beating a submissive: whips proper, canes, crops, paddles, slappers, etc. SeeEnglish. White knight A hobbyist who defends or “comes to the rescue” of a provider who has been reviewed or spoken of poorly, regardless of whether the review or comments are accurate, aka defender. Whoremonger One who habitually patronizes prostitutes. WIR Would I Repeat, Would I Return, Would I Recommend. With With a condom (e.g. French with = CBJ). Without Without a condom. (e.g. French without = BBBJ). WL Working Lady. WOA Word of Advice. Womyn An alternative spelling of woman or women often favored by feminists. Working girl A prostitute. WTF What the f#$k. Y Back to top YL Young Lady. YMMV Your Mileage May Vary. A overused, common sense disclaimer meant to convey that an ASP may do things with one person, but not with another. Often used as a caveat, “Don’t accuse me of a false report if she doesn’t do the same with you.”. YMMV Girl An ASP who is known for being inconsistent in her attitude and service. i.e. Gets hot and cold reviews. Other common internet abbreviations Back to top AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact. ADN Any Day Now. AFAHMASP A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted. AFAIAC As Far As I Am Concerned. AFAIK As Far As I Know. AIMB As I Mentioned Before. ASAD All-Singing All-Dancing. ATM At The Moment. ATST At The Same Time. BION Believe It Or Not. BOGOF Buy One Get One Free. BRB Be Right Back. BRBBRB Be Right Back – Bathroom Break. BRBCB Be Right Back – Coffee Break. BRLCFH Broke Ribs Laughing, Call For Help. BTSOOM Beats The Stuffing Out Of Me. BTW By The Way. CYA Cover Your Ass. DC Double-Click. DILIGA (S | F | D) Do I look like I give a (S**t) (F**k) (Damn) ?. ETHOM Excuse The Hell Out of Me. FOOMCBASL Falling Out Of My Chair Busting A Spleen Laughing. FKA Formerly Known As. FUBAR Fouled Up Beyond All Repair/Recognition. FWIW For What Its Worth. FYI For Your Information. FYR For Your Records. GD&R Grin, Duck and Run. IAC In Any Case. IANALB I Am Not A Lawyer But. ICOCBW I Could, Of Course, Be Wrong. IM(H)O In My (Humble) Opinion. IOW In Other Words. ISO In Search Of. ISTR I Seem To Remember. IWIK I Wish I knew. KIT Keep In Touch. L&G Latest And Greatest. LMK Let Me Know. LOL Laughing Out Loud. LTNS Long Time No See. LUKHITO Let Us Know How It Turns Out. MBWA Management By Wandering Around. MMF Make Money Fast (scam). NIMBY Not In My Back Yard. NTYMI Now That You Mention It. NP No Problem. OMG Oh My God/Gosh. OTOH On The Other Hand. OP Original Post or Original Poster. PEBKAC Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair. PEBMAC Problem Exists Between Monitor And Chair. PM[F]JI Pardon Me [For] Jumping In. QQ Quick Question. ROFL Rolls On Floor Laughing. ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off. TFX Too Flippin’ eXpensive. TIA Thanks In Advance. TLD Topless lap dance. TPTB, PTB The Powers That Be. TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge. TTYL Talk To You Later. TWT Time Will Tell. WAD Working As Designed. WAS Wait And See. WTHDIK What The Hell Do I Know. YHBT You Have Been Trolled. YMMV Your mileage may vary, your experience may be different.